Bite Me: A Love Story Chapter 25

25. Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal, Failed Nosferatu, despondent Day Dweller, and Deposed Backup Mistress of the great Bay Area DarknessMy firm powers of the night argon gone, my manga-haired love potter around with a most fly tease apart is gone, scour my tail is gone-worst of every last(predicate), the Countess is gone. We watched her sail t alto pretendhery just in advance dawn, the Rastafarian preposterous piloting the consume away past(a) Alcatraz as we stood there on the dock. thus Rivera and Cavuto came blazing up in their shit-brown cop- brisk and outseted out of the car, all We have entirely watched a number of cop shows and now go how to look urgent.And Cavuto is all, Dont even move, missy. And hes h gray-headeding a Super Soaker again. This time, a white-livered one.And Rivera is all creeping up the virtually other side of the dock, as if we dont escort him, even though the dock is only resembling fifteen feet wide and theres no hide and its almo st dawn.And Tommys equivalent, You guys, I should probably explain. and before he can think anything else, I scratch line up and Im all, Rawr, at them, coming down with total freak claw hands and scary face.And they chivvy up their sun jackets and totally undiscrete up on Tommy and me with the Super Soakers, until we ar wet and trick so lowering that were falling down on separately other. And Marvin jumps out of the car window and runs all oer to us all doggie whaaaa? face, because he doesnt see a lot of laughing in the cadaver dog business.And Rivera looks at Cavuto, wherefore turns remove his sun jacket, and Cavuto turns off his, then holds his squirt gun like its just turned into a hulk yellow turd. And hes all, Well, fuck.And Im all, Oh ass bear, you make me wet, which totally make us giggle some more, and Marvin ran over and started licking my face, which made me laugh even more, until finally Rivera kinked out his durance and we stopped laughing.So we explained about the old vamps being nonviable and how they had gotten rid of all the kitty vamps and Chet, and how everyone else had been changed back like us, and it was all good so they just necessary to chill the fuck out.And Riveras all, What about the blackened ship?And were like, It was owned by this sheath bazil-lionaire, and the vamps had taken it over, but now that they were dead he was going home.And Rivera was all, barely the emperor said-And Im all, Bitch, please. The Emperor of San Francisco, protector of Alcatraz, Sausalito, and Treasure Island, you imply? Snarking hard.And Rivera is all, Okay, good point.And then the Animals all pull up in two cars, and they jump out all loaded up with squirt guns and garden sprayers, and the Emperor and his dogs jump out, and they are all ready to bursting charge ass, when Rivera stopped them and splained and they went off to get crackior and the Emperor walked off down the waterfront, watching the Raven sail out to the flamboyant Gate.Kayso, now the sun is up and Rivera and Cavuto build that we are totally not vamps, so they take Marvin and climb in their shit-brown mobile and drive off.So Tommy and I are just standing there, at the jar against of the dock, and we can just barely see the Raven out by the flourishing Gate Bridge, her sails up now, all silvern in the sun.And Im like, We should probably go get that money the Countess hid on the roof. Its like three hundred thousand dollars. The Countess told us where it was before she left. She said she wouldnt need it.And hes like, Yeah. It power be a little harder to get up there now that we dont have super powers.And Im like, She said theres a fire consort most of the way.And hes all, Kay. And hes just staring at the ship.So Im like, So I sock youre not nosferatu anymore, but I could bland be your minion, if you needed one.And hes like, Im kind of broken-hearted over here.And Im like, Me, too.And hes all, Besides, I think youve sort of in advance(p ) beyond the level of minion.So Im like, I could be your girlfriend.And hes all, I thought you love Foo.And Im like, I kind of do.So then hes like, I thought you loved Jody.And Im all, I do. Im polyamorous.And hes like, Now you want to fuck parrots?And I was about to go off on him, but I saw he was grinning, so I just elbowed him in the ribs, like, you dick, as we watched the ship disappear into the murkiness outside the bridge.And hes like, When do you think the Raven will be back?And I go, all scary voice, Nevermore.Then he looks at me, with a well-favoured smile, and he takes my hand. And I totally wanted to coddle him, with plenty of despair and tongue and whatnot. scarcely then I would have had to savor him, so he didnt think that I was a slut, since Id only been dumped like hours before. But then I thought, he might slap me for the same reason, so sort of of a kiss I decided to do a small celebratory booty dance of forbidden passion, which made him grin like a big doof.S o we sort of stood there, holding hands, tone at where the ship used to be, realizing that the prospective was fucking ginormously huge. Like the abyss, only, you know, with better lighting.And Im all, So what now, cornflakes?Then hes all, I think Ill publish a book.